That was noise was thunder and that flash was lightning ( Read more... )

Let's start off the new year with some bad puns, shall we? They will be absolutely terrible, I promise ( Read more... )

Now that was a proper rain storm!

Less than five minutes out there and I was soaked through.

I'm so close to the end of this essay... and all I can think is that I really, really want to re-write it. Oh well! It'll be done tommorow by five and that's that. Because OMG ENOUGH ALREADY. I have so much else to do. I used some of the tips you guys provided, so what I hand in should be about six and a half to seven pages, which was the absolute ( Read more... )

A Zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything"

The hot dog vendor serves the Zen master and says "That'll be $2." The Zen master hands over a $5 bill and extends his hand, expecting change. The vendor says, "Change must come from within."

Why were all the baby ants confused?
Because their uncles were all a(u)nts.

I love dancing and I love telephone conversations and I am very fond of yogurt and pineapple for breakfast.

Going out dancing at queer night may have to be repeated next month, so long as I do not have a Saturday rehearsal the next day.

I am crawling back into bed now, because that is so the only place I have the energy to be.

"i" walks into a bar. The barman looks at him and says, "Get real."

That was breathaking. In both senses of the word. It's an incredibly windy day today - I've been listening to it gust and whistle past the house all morning. Bailey and I went for a short walk on Dallas Road (the off-leash park) and it was spectacular. It was a struggle to move forward, then it was a struggle not to get thrown forward when the wind ( Read more... )

This week's deus ex brought to you by: ecchsThe three party members who went diving into what turned out the be the Labyrinth all came out alive! (Though Mitch had to knock Ben unconscious too do it.) Instead of rejoicing at the fact that they came out alive, we all proceeded to bicker. And bicker and bicker. We don't so much have party unity as party ( Read more... )